His decision left college football pundits everywhere scratching their heads. Why would a kid want to play for a school that is 12-49 over the last five years compared to a team that is headed to their third straight bowl game? Why would a recruit pick the sad, barren Palouse over the vibrant Emerald City? Why would a kid want to play for a coach who publicly embarrasses his players?
But with a single 4-word tweet, all of these questions were answered:
Daquawn loves to party. Academics, shmacademics. If the Four Loko ain't flowin', D-Brown ain't comin'.
The unfortunate part is that while Daquawn came to Wazzu for the party, he stayed because he was locked in a shed.
To be fair, it does have Wi-Fi.