Dec 12, 2012

Daquawn Brown Loves To Party


In an extremely unusual decision, three-star cornerback Daquawn Brown committed to Wazzu even though it appeared he also had an offer from Washington. The Los Angeles product visited UW last weekend and had visited CougFarm back in November.

His decision left college football pundits everywhere scratching their heads. Why would a kid want to play for a school that is 12-49 over the last five years compared to a team that is headed to their third straight bowl game? Why would a recruit pick the sad, barren Palouse over the vibrant Emerald City? Why would a kid want to play for a coach who publicly embarrasses his players?

But with a single 4-word tweet, all of these questions were answered:


Daquawn loves to party. Academics, shmacademics. If the Four Loko ain't flowin', D-Brown ain't comin'.

The unfortunate part is that while Daquawn came to Wazzu for the party, he stayed because he was locked in a shed.

To be fair, it does have Wi-Fi.

Go Dawgs!

21 comments:

  1. Dude - there is a game on Saturday, it's Wednesday - ENTERTAIN ME!

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  2. Someone is bitter they didn't get the Recruit!!!!!

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  3. You say WSU sucks but we beat you last year what does that make you? I'll wait.......

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  4. Nice article DoogDude!!! WOOF! WOOF!!1!! Sark is the next Don James! 2013 will be special!1!!1!!

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  5. At least Brown doesn't have to hear annoying UW fans woof like they're an actual dog for a whole year and only have to deal with it once every year when Wazzu beats UW in the Apple Cup. UW fans have to be the dumbest of it's kind that I've seen anywhere.

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  6. Woah, the Wazzu Anonymous Crew rolled into town. While UW's collapse in the Apple Cup was epically terrible and the lowlight of the Sark era, there is zero debate over which program is in better shape right now. The Huskies will be on the cusp of the Top 25 in the preseason while the Couglets will be gearing up for another last place finish in the Pac-12 North. Oh, and I'd take Trevor Walker over Daquawn "Party Down" Brown everyday of the week and twice on Saturdays.

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    1. We'll see, but keep my name out your mouth weirdo #WAZZU

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  7. "The Huskies will be on the cusp of the Top 25 in the preseason". Preseason National Champs!!! Lol #ExpectToWin

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  8. Remember how the Huskies hopes were crushed so badly by that SEC school they actually thought they had a chance of beating last year. Lol at Husky fans living in year 1991 still.

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  9. Yep, and Wazzu will be predicted to finish in the basement and to the surprise of no one, will again finish in the basement. #DontExpectMuchAtWazzu

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  10. And you'll still be a lonely 40 year old male who blogs about a school he never went to, trying to degrade 17 and 18 year old high school kids who are going to college to get an education and play college sports. Nice life!

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  11. Vibrant Emerald City? The U-District? Maybe DaQuwan doesn't want to step over homeless sketchies while trying to get to class. Maybe he sees sarkie for the used car salesman, fog machine operator that he is. Maybe he watched the Apple Cup and saw a bunch of idiot thug mutt players doing the "lawn mower" dance and thought that it was retarded. Then saw the purple and pee cough up an 18 point lead with 11 minutes to go.

    Yeah, why wouldn't he want to wear purple and pee? Mutt Dude = dumbass

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  12. Who is DaQuwan? It might help to learn the names of your own commits. And it appears your deductive reasoning skills are as worthless as your WSU degree. It will be a fun time beating the hell out of the cougs at the beautiful new Husky Stadium next year. Thanks for stopping by.

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  13. Fantastic article Mr. Grinolds!

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    1. Actually made me laugh with that.

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  15. Is that all you got? Ripping a typo and trying to make fun of a WSU degree? Maybe if you actually went to uw, you wouldn't be such a douche (probably not though). You're just like all the other jack-mutt fans that never went to the school, but insist on sticking their Zima drinking chests out to rip the Cougs.

    As far as next year goes, as long as you have the used car salesman, underachieving choke artist as your coach. Leach will own you. Enjoy your wine spritzer purple and pee fan.....

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  16. You got me, I love Zima and wine spritzers. And I'm sure you fit right in with the tired, old, cliched stereotypes about Wazzu as well: drunkenly burning couches, fucking sheep, being too dumb to get into UW, etc.

    Do you honestly expect the Cougs to be better than the Huskies next year? I'm just not seeing it.

    And to the other Anonymous, everybody loves a good Kim jab.

    And the guy who mentioned why a recruit would pick UW over Oregon... have you ever been to Eugene?

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  17. Holy shit, Anonymous, you are reading and COMMENTING on a RIVAL TEAM'S FAN WEBSITE. Do you understand that? Is the irony apparent to you? Do you even know what that word means? Honestly, a round of applause for this idiot - you truly are a delight.

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  18. hahaha why do the cougs think theyre relevant?

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  19. Ha, good luck in the shed, buddy.

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